please tell me i’m not the only one that went “butt-butt-butt-astronaut” at first
no you’re not because i went “shit-shit-shit-poodle”
i just wanna know where the fuck that whale can be found on the internet
Can I just say that I love you dearly for all of these and vinesnow for posting this.
This is the funniest gif I have ever seen.
I can’t breathe
i tried to scroll past this but that one reblog just might save somebodies life
Disappointed in whoever scrolls past this
((I’m not surprised if I don’t get a reblog.not at all…))
I’m not gonna get any reblogs lol
Never think no one cares about you, I always will cross my heart
she like “nigga what the fuck kinda witchcraft is dis bullshitl
this needed to be a gif.
Last night I met a weird (very drunk) guy at ibar. He kept saying “come with me, let me buy you a pizza. I really wanna buy you a pizza.”
And as he said those words, I REALLY considered letting this dude buy me a pizza.
I mean—ITS PIZZA.
did you go back and get the pizza
No he was super creepy so I left. Never got any pizza😔
But pizza is happiness. You would have been guaranteed a night of happiness via pizza!
Which explains this: