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the-mad-professor:

i just wanna know where the fuck that whale can be found on the internet 

here i found a bunch

Can I just say that I love you dearly for all of these and vinesnow for posting this.

princessdreaaaa:

becky-mariee:

princessdreaaaa:

Last night I met a weird (very drunk) guy at ibar. He kept saying “come with me, let me buy you a pizza. I really wanna buy you a pizza.”

And as he said those words, I REALLY considered letting this dude buy me a pizza.

I mean—ITS PIZZA.

did you go back and get the pizza

No he was super creepy so I left. Never got any pizza😔

But pizza is happiness. You would have been guaranteed a night of happiness via pizza!

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